1 00:00:01.60 --> 00:00:07.56 [Locutor 6]: Thank you. 2 00:00:23.25 --> 00:00:28.48 [Locutor 3]: Okay, everybody, that cake should be ready now. Why don't you sing a 3 00:00:28.48 --> 00:00:33.93 [Locutor 3:]: song while I take it out of the oven? Stupendous! 4 00:00:33.95 --> 00:00:40.17 [Locutor 1]: There's a cake in the oven, so sweet and delicious. Yummy cake in the 5 00:00:40.17 --> 00:00:46.60 [Locutor 1:]: oven, we love to eat cake. Ow! I'm burning! 6 00:00:47.32 --> 00:00:48.97 [Locutor 6]: Kids, help! This sucks! 7 00:00:50.87 --> 00:00:50.93 [Locutor 6:]: Ow! 8 00:00:52.75 --> 00:00:59.42 [Locutor 4]: Cool. Don't Bogart my log, dude. 9 00:01:00.98 --> 00:01:09.25 [Locutor 3]: Well, why did you enlist if you didn't want your breasts fondled? 10 00:01:09.25 --> 00:01:09.25 [Locutor 3:]: Yeah, 11 00:01:10.38 --> 00:01:10.98 [Locutor 6]: really. 12 00:01:12.41 --> 00:01:16.67 [Locutor 2]: Ahoy, weather fans! Captain Dick Jackman here at the News Center 13 00:01:16.67 --> 00:01:20.98 [Locutor 2:]: weather console. My trusty radar tells me there's a line of tornadoes forming in the 14 00:01:20.98 --> 00:01:25.21 [Locutor 2:]: Western County region. I'll have devastation footage at six, plus the 15 00:01:25.21 --> 00:01:25.83 [Locutor 2:]: preschooler of the week. 16 00:01:26.89 --> 00:01:35.78 [Locutor 4]: Whoa. We're there, dude. Yeah. Where? The trailer park, dumbass. 17 00:01:35.78 --> 00:01:48.48 [Locutor 4:]: Oh, yeah. Tornadoes are cool. Yeah. Yes! Now we're getting somewhere. Now we're 18 00:01:48.48 --> 00:01:58.62 [Locutor 4:]: getting somewhere. Even the old dude is cool. I like the 19 00:01:58.68 --> 00:02:10.10 [Locutor 5]: tornado. Almost everything in this video 20 00:02:10.14 --> 00:02:10.18 [Locutor 4]: is 21 00:02:10.40 --> 00:02:10.74 [Locutor 6]: cool. 22 00:02:12.65 --> 00:02:19.27 [Locutor 4]: What do you mean, almost? What else do you want? Um... 23 00:02:20.48 --> 00:02:25.97 [Locutor 5]: Well, it'd be pretty cool, like, if somebody 24 00:02:32.46 --> 00:02:40.51 [Locutor 4]: puked. Foe let it be done. Check it out, Beavis. 25 00:02:42.67 --> 00:02:43.61 [Locutor 5]: That was disgusting. 26 00:02:44.100 --> 00:02:46.16 [Locutor 4]: You asked for it, 27 00:02:46.84 --> 00:02:50.65 [Locutor 5]: dude. Yeah, but I didn't ask for blood in it. That was beyond the limits 28 00:02:50.65 --> 00:03:15.13 [Locutor 5:]: of good taste. Tornadoes 29 00:03:15.15 --> 00:03:20.38 [Locutor 4]: are cool. They can drive matches through a two-by-four. Yeah. A 30 00:03:20.38 --> 00:03:24.95 [Locutor 4:]: tornado could smash a poodle's face with a brick. Yeah. It could 31 00:03:25.07 --> 00:03:28.38 [Locutor 5]: suck a man's heart out of his chest and show it to him before he dies. 32 00:03:28.50 --> 00:03:33.77 [Locutor 4]: Yeah. It could, like, pick up a phone booth and move it five miles away 33 00:03:33.77 --> 00:04:00.99 [Locutor 4:]: and then put it back without scratching it. Big Beavis. Check out that trailer. 34 00:04:09.04 --> 00:04:14.33 [Locutor 1]: Hi, I'm Lolita, and this is Tank Ray. Since we're all about to die, we 35 00:04:14.33 --> 00:04:17.27 [Locutor 1:]: were wondering if you guys would be our last boyfriends on 36 00:04:17.60 --> 00:04:17.71 [Locutor 1:]: Earth. 37 00:04:23.84 --> 00:04:28.69 [Locutor 4]: Uh, okay. 38 00:04:29.27 --> 00:04:35.46 [Locutor 1]: Great. Let's go inside, dude. 39 00:04:35.99 --> 00:04:38.15 [Locutor 3]: Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da! 40 00:04:53.08 --> 00:05:07.88 [Locutor 4]: I'm getting a wood roll. Yeah. Hey, baby. 41 00:05:07.90 --> 00:05:08.34 [Locutor 4:]: Wanna... It sucked. We 42 00:05:08.52 --> 00:05:08.86 [Locutor 3]: were 43 00:05:08.98 --> 00:05:09.88 [Locutor 3:]: gonna 44 00:05:09.90 --> 00:05:14.47 [Locutor 3]: do it. You mean I was gonna do it. Hey, you were just gonna spank your 45 00:05:14.47 --> 00:05:17.45 [Locutor 3:]: monkey. You wish, dill weed. Ah! 46 00:05:42.37 --> 00:05:54.09 [Locutor 4]: Wait a minute. What's this? This sucks. 47 00:05:54.11 --> 00:06:02.47 [Locutor 5]: Yeah, it sucks. Who's 48 00:06:02.69 --> 00:06:04.10 [Locutor 4]: this? 49 00:06:04.12 --> 00:06:05.42 [Locutor 5]: Yeah, yeah. 50 00:06:05.44 --> 00:06:18.36 [Locutor 4]: What's this butt munch doing on the stage? You got a backstage pass, 51 00:06:18.36 --> 00:06:22.99 [Locutor 4:]: sir? Yeah, 52 00:06:25.23 --> 00:06:27.97 [Locutor 6]: yeah. 53 00:06:28.83 --> 00:06:52.48 [Locutor 4]: yeah 54 00:06:52.50 --> 00:06:52.78 [Locutor 4:]: yeah yeah yeah 55 00:06:55.12 --> 00:06:59.43 [Locutor 4]: Well, he is saying balls. And normally, that would be pretty cool. 56 00:07:01.19 --> 00:07:04.37 [Locutor 5]: Yeah, but under these circumstances, it sucks. 57 00:07:05.17 --> 00:07:11.82 [Locutor 4]: Yeah. Usually, demolition and destruction is pretty cool, too. But I 58 00:07:11.82 --> 00:07:11.82 [Locutor 4:]: don't 59 00:07:11.88 --> 00:07:12.24 [Locutor 1]: know. It's 60 00:07:12.28 --> 00:07:16.38 [Locutor 4]: like, here, it just, like, it falls flat. Yeah, yeah. 61 00:07:16.40 --> 00:07:18.01 [Locutor 5]: I think even if they had some fire in 62 00:07:18.03 --> 00:07:19.41 [Locutor 4]: this video, it would still suck. 63 00:07:21.73 --> 00:07:21.79 [Locutor 4:]: And 64 00:07:21.81 --> 00:07:27.99 [Locutor 4]: tear yourselves to pieces Check it out. It's Crocus coming to kick 65 00:07:27.99 --> 00:07:33.08 [Locutor 4:]: their ass. Yeah, yeah. It's the night of the living bands that 66 00:07:33.22 --> 00:07:40.98 [Locutor 6]: suck. 67 00:07:49.29 --> 00:07:52.05 [Locutor 3]: Hey, butthead, do you think those two chicks are alive? 68 00:07:52.35 --> 00:08:00.30 [Locutor 4]: Of course not, ass munch. They would have tried to find us by now. 69 00:08:00.30 --> 00:08:00.30 [Locutor 4:]: Yeah. 70 00:08:00.32 --> 00:08:05.49 [Locutor 1]: Hi, I'm Lolita, and this is Tanqueray. A couple of skis may be trying 71 00:08:05.49 --> 00:08:14.56 [Locutor 1:]: to follow us. Can we stay with you guys for a while? 72 00:08:23.83 --> 00:08:49.94 [Locutor 4]: Whoa. She's one of those grubby girls. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Why don't 73 00:08:49.94 --> 00:08:52.18 [Locutor 4:]: they show that? Yeah. 74 00:08:52.20 --> 00:08:54.50 [Locutor 5]: She said she just had sex. 75 00:08:54.94 --> 00:09:02.65 [Locutor 4]: It wasn't with any of those guys. If this video had some explosions, 76 00:09:02.65 --> 00:09:07.91 [Locutor 4:]: it would be the coolest video ever. Yeah. And, like, if the music was cool, too. Oh, 77 00:09:07.91 --> 00:09:13.38 [Locutor 4:]: yeah. And they'd have to have some, like, better singing. Yeah. And not those guys. 78 00:09:13.38 --> 00:09:15.34 [Locutor 4:]: Yeah. Then it would rule. 79 00:09:23.12 --> 00:09:28.51 [Locutor 5]: Check it out, bud. It's Mallory. It's that chick from Family 80 00:09:28.51 --> 00:09:28.87 [Locutor 5:]: Tide. Yeah. 81 00:09:29.33 --> 00:09:32.20 [Locutor 4]: This is really noisy. Yeah. 82 00:09:32.22 --> 00:09:34.75 [Locutor 6]: Noisy. Cool. 83 00:09:46.40 --> 00:09:48.89 [Locutor 4]: This chick is weird. 84 00:09:50.21 --> 00:09:51.17 [Locutor 5]: This chick's mouth is 85 00:09:51.29 --> 00:10:18.19 [Locutor 4]: crooked. I wonder why. Why is it crooked? I don't know. The name of the 86 00:10:18.19 --> 00:10:32.54 [Locutor 4:]: song is 50-Foot Queenie. I'd like a 50-foot queenie. 87 00:10:32.56 --> 00:10:33.83 [Locutor 4:]: I'd like a 50-foot weenie. Yeah, yeah. That would be cool, too.